More Than a Bird

You got me

August 24, 2014 at 10:00pm
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Reblogged from aru

Tumblr Code.

smuggleallthecheese:

lostgeekette:

moriarty-mastermind:

once-ling:

bltsl4:

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

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must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

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THIS POST IS EVEN BETTER NOW BECAUSE I’VE ACTUALLY HAD THIS INTERACTION

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August 18, 2014 at 10:53pm
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Reblogged from f-premaur

f-premaur:

GROWLS (ะ`♔´ะ) 

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5:50pm
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Reblogged from artvevo

lana-grant-may:

carry-on-my-wayward-nun:

p1ants:

i think freckles, stretch marks, tattoos, bruises, birthmarks and scars are probably the coolest thing, you started with almost a blank canvas and look at u now, all this evidence that you’ve lived and the sun has shone on you and you’ve grown and maybe tripped up a few times and liked an image so much u made it a permanent part of u, beautiful.

That’s one of the most uplifting things I’ve read

This needs to get passed around more

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5:30pm
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Reblogged from popculturebrain
edwardspoonhands:

popculturebrain:

Someone forgot to take the water bottle out of this ‘Downton Abbey’ press photo | @darren_bell, Hitfix

That’s a Dresden crystal-cut vaaaaase…obvs…

edwardspoonhands:

popculturebrain:

Someone forgot to take the water bottle out of this ‘Downton Abbey’ press photo | @darren_bell, Hitfix

That’s a Dresden crystal-cut vaaaaase…obvs…

August 3, 2014 at 8:21pm
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Reblogged from missvoltairine

do you ever just get a vibe that someone has a crush on you and then you’re not sure if they actually do or if you’re just really really self-absorbed

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June 11, 2014 at 12:46pm
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Reblogged from edwardspoonhands

Dumb Business Words →

edwardspoonhands:

feifeiover9000:

wheezytumblr:

edwardspoonhands:

Having been thrown somewhat unawares into the place of running several businesses, I keep coming across dumb-ass words that people use instead of normal words because it’s business and businesses should be fancy.

As far as I can tell, these words exist just to confuse people who are not…

Just looked it up. A stands for ‘amortization’, another word I don’t know the meaning of.

The D is EBITDA is actually depreciation, not debt. Depreciation is basically the spreading out of the cost of a large asset through it’s useful life. If you buy a truck for $50,000 in your first year of business you don’t want to show that $50,000 expense all in that first year, so you calculate it’s yearly expense and you take that expense each year of the useful life of the truck.

Amortization is the same exact thing except with intangible assets, like patents.

These expenses are recorded every year but no money actually leaves the business’ hands because they have already paid for the asset.

SEEEE! There are so many THINGS! How am I supposed to know all these things!

Pay a University tons of money and then pay the AICPA a ton the of $ to get clyour CPA. Then cry

June 10, 2014 at 12:58pm
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Reblogged from disney-in-the-tardis

crazysexyfierce:

lokis-green-and-golden-queen:

yes please I’d like them all thank you

Oh my giddy aunt

Yes

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May 30, 2014 at 7:17pm
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Baby bro graduated!!

Baby bro graduated!!

April 6, 2014 at 2:22pm
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Reblogged from clarklois

Some women are
lost in the fire.
Some women are
built from it. x

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March 25, 2014 at 2:56pm
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Reblogged from toodrunktofindanurl

eziocauthon89:

castielcampbell:

furryredfox:

transitive-property:

yukikoneko19:

toodrunktofindanurl:

Seriously I know that boobs are beautiful and sexy and everything, but really, it’s just some organic jiggling baby feeders. No need to hide them or be ashamed or over-sexualize them. 

FREE TITIES.

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reblog cuz this is funny

I shouldn’t have to tag this for NSFW, So I won’t.

Probably if more girls would do this, we could adapt more like not calling them sexual organs lol Remember that some guys are assholes too, so prepare to get yelled at or possibly touched :/ We should get rid of the problem (those guys) instead of forcing bras or bikinis….

I went to church with a lady that went to do missionary work in Africa (I think it was Africa.) and they had classes on how they needed to dress and stuff. And at one point she made a joke about wearing turtlenecks and the teacher said “Darlin, you could walk around topless for all the men are going to care.”

This woman is “stacked” “buxom”… she has big titties okay?

And she said “Really??”

And the teacher explained. “Breasts are for babies in most parts of the world. It’s only in America and a few other places that Breasts are seen as sexual. Breasts to men of the country we are going to are for babies and only for babies. Now… your ass on the other hand… you’re gonna need some long skirts with a high waist, cause they notice the booty.”

Mostly reblogging for that last story

Awesome

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